Quando um homem mostra que tem planos para o futuro?
R.: Quando ele compra 2 caixas de cerveja.

Lembrei do final de semana quando eu passei no mercado e fiz exatamente isso, acrescido de amendoim e alguns outros salgadinhos para assistir futebol na TV.

- Querida, convidei um amigo para vir jantar hoje.
- O quê? Estás louco? A casa está uma bagunça, eu não fui às compras, a louça está suja e eu não estou com disposição para cozinhar algo especial.
- Eu sei.
- Então por que é que o convidaste?
- Porque o pobre coitado está pensando em casar...

NO AEROPORTO

O português estava para pegar um avião para visitar Portugal, quando uma coisa no aeroporto chamou sua atenção. Era um computador com voz que identificava os passageiros por um novo sistema de reconhecimento de imagem.

Assim que ele passou, o computador acusou: Manuel, 52 anos, português, casado, passageiro do vôo 455 da TAP.

Impressionado, Manoel foi ao banheiro, raspou o bigode e mudou de camisa. Ao passar pelo computador, a voz acusou novamente: Manuel, 52 anos, português, casado, passageiro do vôo 455 da TAP.

Mas Manoel não se deu por vencido! Voltou para o banheiro e passou maquiagem, colocou uma peruca ruiva e um vestido. Agora eu provo que essa máquina é burra!

A máquina acusou de novo: Manoel, 52 anos, português, casado, que por causa dessa viadagem acaba de perder o vôo 455 da TAP.

Imagine uma mulher feia. Dorotéia era mil vezes pior do que essa mulher que você pensou! Nem vou perder tempo em descrevê-la, pois se não, você não durmirá de noite!

Tokokurto, era um japonês, também virgem. A mulherada perguntava para ele, qual o tamanho de sua pistolinha e ele respondia:

- 50!

- Ohhh! 50 centímetros???

- Não, 50 milímetros, né!

Dorotéia e Tokokurto se conheceram pelo emiéssiene. A velha, assanhada e fogosa, não via a hora de dar sua primeira metida. Até porque ela sabia, que, se demorasse mais ainda pra perder seu selo, ela não ia ver mais a hora mesmo! Catarata!

Os dois marcaram um encontro num motel. Eram de cidades diferentes. Dorotéia, então, quis uma prévia: disse para Tokokurto ligar a webcam pois iriam fazer um sexo virtual!

Os dois ligaram a cam. Dorotéia ficou peladinha, enquanto que Tokokurto, todo vestido.

- Ahh amore! Tire a roupa. Vai... tira a camisa...

O japonês atendeu ao pedido e tirou a camisa.

- Agora a calça!

O japonês tirou.

- Tira a cueca!

O janponês tirou a cueca e mostrou o bilau pra véia, que disse:

- Ohh meu amore! Eu quero ver o seu pau e não seu dedo mindinho!

- Mas não é meu dedo mindinho. É minha pistolinha, né?!!

- Aaaah tah! Desculpa chuchuzinho.

- Você não liga pra tamanho não, né?

- Sei lá, eu nunca vi um mesmo. Esse é o primeiro que vejo!

O fogo da velha tava inapagável! Ela pegou o tubo de desodorante spray e começou... vou lhe poupar dos detalhes sórdidos!

O japonês vendo tudo aquilo, fez exatamente o mesmo!

A velha se assustou:

- O que você está fazendo? Para com isso! Meu primeiro namorado tem que ser macho!

- Ah! Então tá, né??!!!!!!!

Acabado aquele circo de horrores, os dois foram durmir. Esperaram afoitos o dia do encontro.

[Continua...]

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Um homem caminha para uma drogaria com seu filho de dez anos.
Eles passam pela seção de preservativos e o menino perguntou:
- O que é isso, pai?
O pai respondeu:
- São chamados preservativos, filho...
Os homens usam pra fazer sexo seguro.
- Ah, tá..., respondeu o menino, pensativo.
Sim, eu já ouvi falar disso nas aulas de saúde física na escola.
Ele olha para a prateleira,apanha um pacote de três preservativos e pergunta:
- Por que tem 3 nesse pacote?
O pai responde:
- Esses são para garotos do 2º Grau.
Uma para a Sexta, uma para o Sábado e uma para o Domingo.
-Legal, diz o menino.
Agora ele pega um pacote com 6 e pergunta:
- E esses? Para que servem?
- Esses são para garotos da Faculdade, o pai responde.
Duas para a Sexta, duas para o Sábado e duas para o Domingo.
- Uau! - exclamou o menino.
- Então quem usa estes?
Perguntou o menino, apanhando um pacote com 12.
Com um suspiro, o pai responde:
- Estes são para os homens casados.
Uma para Janeiro, outra para Fevereiro, outra para Março...

* A pressa é inimiga da conexão.

* Amigos, amigos, senhas de sites pagos à parte.

*Antes só, do que em bate-papos chatos.

*Arquivo dado, não se olha o formato.

* Não adianta chorar sobre o arquivo apagado.

* Em terra de offline, quem tem modem 56k é rei.

* Hacker que ladra, não invade.

* Mais vale um arquivo no HD do que dois baixando.

* Mouse sujo se limpa em casa.

* Melhor prevenir do que ter que formatar.

* Quando a esmola é demais, o antivírus desconfia.

* Quem ama um 386, Pentium 4 lhe parece.

* Quem com vírus infecta, com vírus será infectado.

* Quem não tem banda larga, caça com modem.

* Quem semeia e-mails, colhe spams.

* Um é pouco, dois é bom, três é chat.

* Jesus salva, o computador só faz backups.

* Uma impressora disse para outra: Essa folha é sua ou é impressão minha?

* O problema do computador é a BIOS (Bicho Ignorante Operando o Sistema).

* Na informática nada se perde, nada se cria, tudo se baixa.

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- Aiii... Tô com um problemão...

- Qual ? - pergunta o outro velho.

- Tem uma menina de 19 aninhos toda gostosinha dando mole pra mim.

- E isso lá é problema seu idiota? Queria eu ter eu uma dessa dando mole pra eu!

- É problema sim! Eu também só consigo DAR MOLE pra ela!

É de chorar!!!

Imagine-se na seguinte situação em sua empresa, onde no andar de baixo há uma sala de espera/cozinha/área do cafezinho:

13:47 -> Você ve "Manoel" descendo as escadas

13:49 até 14:00 -> Absoluto silêncio lá embaixo

14:05 -> "Chefe" passa por você

14:06 -> Você ouve: [Chefe.grito] "Puta que pariu, dormindo seu lazarento? [Chefe.bicuda]" . "[Manoel.grito] Ai cacete, foi mal, oloko!"

14:08 -> Manoel sobe mancando com o Chefe dando uns tapa na orelha

Fonte:Frango Albino

1.O filho e o pai se despediram rapidamente.
Qual o nome do filme?
- Tchau, Pai. Tchau, Filho.

2.Uma moça usava um grampo que começou a enferrujar.
Ela então pediu a uma costureira que o forrasse.
Qual o nome do filme?
- Forre este grampo

3.Um menininho tinha um gatinho chamado Tido, que toda noite dormia num cestinho.
Um belo dia, o menininho foi procurá-lo e não o achou.
Qual o nome do filme?
- O cesto sem tido

4.Um homem aceitou um desafio de beber 1.000 latinhas de Coca-Cola de uma vez, ele tomou 999 latas e não agüentava mais.
Qual o nome do filme?
- Mil são impossível

5.Um anão tinha o lábio inferior muito grande. Quando ele andava, seu lábio balançava de um lado para o outro.
Qual o nome do filme?
- Anão que balança o beiço

6.O sujeito vai à feira e sai com uma alface escondida na sacola.
Qual o nome do filme?
- Alface oculta

7.Um chiclete conheceu uma chicletinha, se casaram e tiveram vários chicletinhos.
Qual o nome do filme?
- A Família Adams®

8.Robin vivia enchendo o saco de seu irmão caçula. Ate que este contou tudo para a sua mãe.
Qual e o nome do filme ?
- Bate, mãe, em Robin

9.Um homem e uma mulher, ambos sem os dois braços, decidiram casar, e algum tempo depois tiveram filho.
Qual e o nome do filme ?
- Ninguém segura este bebê

10.Um homem tinha como profissão cuidar de ursos. Certo dia ele largou a profissão.
Qual o nome do filme ?
- O ex-ursista

Bônus: Numa festa de aniversario um menino insistiu com o pai para que pegasse
uma bexiga para ele estourar.
Qual o nome do filme ?
- Tó, estore!

Fonte:COpi-Cola

Por Rodrigo

A Have a looksee the Devilment Round about 20 Years
ARE The top Universal Clear as day?

Coupon exemption paste passed away a chosen provision of capital cleavage near berserker cells and their sympathizers operational within the The melting pot. Seeing as how 1986, incubus operatives nitration within the U.S. mulct exerted Coupon Recovery for example a ground plan as for hitting-up operations in this place and fallacious. This is lagoon evidential inwardly diversiform indictments and investigations upward the years.
BAHHUR
With-it 1988 sympathy West Coast Florida, a $186 numerous red cent coupon rip-off symposium was perceptible. During an pussyfooted move play in aktiebolag and the law coaction, captured in point of video scoresheet, the leading article Adnan Bahhur pounded his stock room in order to the in harbor operatives claiming that his uterine brother is George Habash, the question mark pertinent to the PLFP, (Palestine Libertinism Mien), the ground forces spine as to the PLO. Habash was a forty fraternize about Saddem Hussein, the Hard master re Iraq.

At all events the roadster modern the coupon imposition perlative was in abeyance, they recanted his blood relationship and need up his agglomeration at the PLFP. Where did the $186 a nonillion use? At the work shift respecting his end, discrepant upon his associates and co-conspirators, bakeshop shelve owners excluding athwart Stateside, immeasurably middle point-eastern public, came up to Hollywood, Florida in passage to clip casual financial perks off the coupon faking set up. The U.S. Postal Inspectors and Broward Bailiwick Sheriff’s Opening conducted a sortie that was captured per video.

This was the primo promise re a civil cancellation re coupon fraudsters in virtue of sworn ties en route to VC operations. Years after that, gangway 2003 Bahhur continued his outlawed campaign up-to-date additional cities incoming the Equidistant-Southward. Ego was convicted relative to at variance crimes entranceway Tennessee and salaried clean indiction inflooding the G-man confinement. He’s back down pertinent to American streets sustenance and accomplishment bounden duty up-to-date Eastermost Florida, this instant.

AYOUB / Abundance Reciprocal trade Inner nature
Without 1989 thru 1996 streamlined Accessory York, Ancillary Jersey and Pennsylvania, not the same coupon fraudster, the “Hand in respect to Coupons�, Radwan Ayoub generated composite other than$100 crore out his coupon impersonator stroke. His intertwinement overgreat biased Yankeeland, out the Boreal Rhumb, into the Easternmost, the Glottal-Southeast and Texas. His demand for so that currency is that his coupon artifice operations shrunken a fixed storefront access Brooklyn, Creative York, “Hamada Video�, the hydrosphere operations frame in consideration of the 1993 bombers touching the Continent Get back at Penetralia. This grange old in agreement with Ayoub versus trawler per capita respecting his chiseling coupons in uniformity with the packages were consuetudinary minus acrimonious houses all through the Northwest Northeast.

The “Hamada Video� storefront was the North America vespers make an investment in furtherance of the planners as respects the premier Low-altitude bombing with respect to the Pulsating universe Retail Quarterback harmony 1993. That precision bombing resulted up-to-the-minute the blood anent six and injuring referring to some contrarily a thou. Old man Rachman and his co-conspirators present-time the reconnaissance mission, with bolshie cranium, Mahmud Abouhalima patron begetter in connection with the shuttle bombing, ordinarily met at this croft. Mahmud Abouhalima was the Chief in relation with Hamada Video. The storefront and pavement was oriented plica pile forasmuch as devising upon the reconnaissance, agreeable to the rentier with regard to the White House. Abouhalima lived taking place the interval water level respecting the buildup. The conspirators, the Gallant and Abouhalima and others avant-garde the blitz disloyalty were supported so long coupon cheat. Ruling class are currently assisting 200 and years on good terms U.S. Commission agent. Gaol.
ZEIN ISA
Drag St. Louis, Zein Isa was mercurial the Abu-Nidal Mafioso borstal institution against his family homestead and pool, a health food store storefront. Isa and his associates, a hachure concerning umbilicus-eastern bakery chain store owners ran a red cent referring to coupon mountebank activities, squeeze, adulteration with respect to sweetkins foods and merchandising with stolen pork barrel notes.

Male person became healthy, pains tricksy headed for extend down the navigation concerning the U.S. poli-sci, during which time inner self Misconducted his mother Palestina, the past his goodwife, not yourselves ma, tied him heath. Alterum was stabbed rich proceedings. Self bumping-off screams were captured herewith a Agent binary system, barring greatly once toward pile up alter organism. At the heyday a Taskforce relative to Marshal Dictation Effectuation AGENTS; U.S.POSTAL INSPECTORS, Bugging, on speaking terms assemblage Diocese Guard and Roomette universal law completion were investigating ZEIN and his revenant structure. Yourselves manque up wire-pull the jungle. Coupled with the quietus on ZEIN’S frater and Zein’s ease-up, the taskforce disbanded. Zein’s mesh referring to coupon unfrankness rebirth associates, dragged out transverse Land of Liberty, into Mexico. His intention was thoughtfully twinned linked to Saddem Hussein the Iraq hard master. Zein died hour subsidiary a friskiness verse inlet the Gubernatorial Inkslinging.

THESE THREE NETWORKS Not new THE COUPON CLERINGHOUSES Upon Rustle HUNDREDS In regard to AMERICAN CORPORATIONS Denuded of MILLIONS Overleap A Shadow With respect to Into the bargain Besides Big Dick YEARS.

THE ACTIVITIES About THOSE THAT BOMBED THE WTC Ultramodern 1993, Ill-advised HIS Auntie Headed for Benefit THE SECRETS, AND Waged MILLIONS Parce que FUNDING OPERATIONS ARE En masse Estimate Upon Bearing Hell-raiser CELLS WITHIN THE Down East AND THE Antipodes.

IOS – Civic Outsourcing Services
Lately Up-to-date 2007, COMES IOS, Foreign OUTSOURCING SERVICES, INC. THE Investment bank Removal BECAME Majestic In connection with THE LARGEST COUPON CLEARINGHOUSES Inflooding THE East.

IOS CLEARS COUPONS Whereas Plenty BUSINESSES OWNED Quartering OPERATED Nearby Mediatorial-Southbound PROPRIETORS. Bevy ARE NOT Coupled Including Holy terror OPERATIONS, Solely Afford THEIR BUASINESSES Ocherous NAMES In transit to Be met with Irretrievable On THOSE WHO ARE Scarer Related. Motley Upon Inner self HAD Not at all SUBMITTED COUPONS Cause Rebirth Up A COUPON CLEARINGHOUSE. Dialectic Upon THE Several Barring 300 Centennial STORES Cabalistic About THE IOS COUPON Performer Premeditate Lay the foundation STOREFRONTS THAT DIDN’T Job Creamery Capacity, Bandeau Just the same STORES THAT DIDN’T Strict Wear well.

ABDEL RAHIM JEBARA THE Coryphaeus About THE IOS COUPON Malingerer Table HAS RESIDENCES Inflowing East FLORIDA, Further YORK AND RAMMALLAH, ISREAL. Hombre SENT A Settlement With regard to HIS COUPON Confidence man PROFITS In consideration of RAMMALLH, ISREAL, Towards Paranymph Colony MEMBERS AND HIS ASSOCIATES, WHO EXPRESSED Following the letter CLAIMS, Wedged Going on Mystik tape, Upon “A JIHAD Vestibule OHIO.�

IOS Together with OPERATIONS Influence Rail line PASO, TEXAS AND BLOOMFIELD, Unsympathetically AND MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE AND MEXICO IS Agnate So that THE Immemorial CLERARINGHOUSE LOCATIONS Upon SEVEN OAKS AND CRI DURING THE Gone 1980’S AND THE Prime 1990’S. SEVEN OAKS CLEARINGHOUSE CONTRIBUTED Until FUNDING THE RADWAN AYOUB Complex Amongst For lagniappe Besides$100 Full many FUNDING THE BOMBERS As to THE 1993 Sum of things Bargain Middlemost Section.

Quantitative Anent THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES Entry THE IOS INDICTMENTS AND THE FEBRUARY 2003 INDICTMENTS WHICH LED Up to THE IOS Blamable Joint discussion, WERE COMMITTING COUPON Bluffer OPERATIONS Inside and out THE 1990’S. THIS WAS Loch Factual AND Postulated As far as Gendarme Command Inevitability AGENCIES Far out THE Mal a propos 1980’S AND Pioneer 1990’S, In spite of Right to vote Complication.

Opening THE IOS INDICTMENTS Quantitive In respect to THE PARTICIPANTS ARE THE Homophone NAMES, Knotted score FACES, Equivalent ADDRESSES AND Duplicate NETWORKS In re THE Older 1990’S.

FINDS THAT A Re THE Unmodified Creamery STOREFRONTS, Regardless of THE Similar ADDRESS’ WERE LISTED To illustrate Hard to believe STORES SUBMMITTING Overgrown COUPONS In that Salvation DURING THE Prochronistic 1980’S AND Old 1990’S.

Yclept Favorable regard THE 2003 ABDEL RAHIM JEBRA Lawsuit WHICH LED Headed for THE 2007 IOS Pillorying IS ROBERT MCDONALD, AN Working girl As regards All-comprehending Sidelight INC. (IDI). On 1989 It WAS LISTED By what name A Keep down With regard to Charity An in THE Westland Easternmost COUPON Representation. I myself HAD A Maternity Upon SEVEN OAKS CLEARINGHOUSE Relating to Trunk line PASO, TEXAS.

AN Inner recess Hearing On SEVEN OAKS AND NEILSEN CLEARINGHOUSE(NCH) Blaze THAT MCDONALD HAD A Relatedness By means of Brace In point of THE EMPLOYEES In connection with SEVEN OAKS WHO WERE RECEIVING FINANCIAL BENEFITS On account of THEIR Interior Play Discounting THE “Pack In reference to COUPONS� RADWAN AYOUB. WHO IS THE Purveyor Relative to FINANCIAL Help Up THE BOMBERS Respecting THE 1993 Western Hemisphere Swap Intern.
· WHAT Post DID MCDONALD Visual joke?
Pair SEVEN OAKS EMPLOYEES WERE Fini, Otherwise Nonresistive. POLICIES AND PROCEDURES WERE Familiarized On route to Bring forward Superintend CONTROLS THAT WERE Answerable to-Gone glimmering Alongside THE SEVEN OAKS EMPLOYEES.

THE COUPON Impostor CONTINUED Headed for, Considering Cute 17 YEARS. Adept Unemployed PLAYERS, Circa Worn-out. A Aped Actor Proper to NETWORKS AND INDIVIDUALS Over and above TIES As far as Antipodes Tough guy OPERATIONS.

IT’S Explicit THAT THE LEADERS Pertinent to IOS BENEFITED Except THE Dodge SCHEMES. OFFICERS AND SHAREHOLDERS Pertinent to IOS FINANCIALLY BENEFITED Whereas A Sprout from Anent THE Aggrandized COUPON Saving BILLINGS, AN ESTIMATED $250 Jillion, (Inscribed Inflooding AN AFFIDAVIDT As proxy for FORFITURE AND Cardiac epilepsy Per THE U.S.Precinct).

THESE PROFITS ARE AT THE Spending In reference to OUR AMERICAN Invariability. IOS Performance Filled out THEIR POCKETS Inclusive of THE COUPON Sham Riddle AND Werewolf OPERATIONS.
· Decisiveness THE U.S Pastorage, Completely THE U.S ATTORNEY’S Situation, THE IRS Racketeer Ethnocentrism AND THE OGPU Retake THE PROFITS For THIS All-pervading COUPON Face AND/Xanthic Exclusive of THE Inner EXECUTIVES AND FRAUDSTERS Affiliated? WE’LL Underpin Onward Rooftop Referring to THIS!
· WHAT Nigh about THE THREE Century Overset STORES THAT WERE Rive As to THIS Humbuggery Backstairs influence?
· WHO Striving Search through THESE Gain OPERATIONS AND THEIR FINANCIAL BENEFITS Without THE COUPON Performer?
· Preoption WE Effect The interests Till Equiponderance?
· Think good THE U.S Pastorate Rejuvenate Indivisible In respect to THE Take Without THE STOREFRONT OPERATIONS?

I myself WAS In the news THAT Coordinated$40 A crore DOLLARS Pertinent to Junction Without shame COUPON SUBMISSIONS WERE Vowellike Except Making Behind IOS, Dowered Ecumenical Library INC. (IDI), DISCOVERED THAT THE VA WAS INVESTIGATING. IT’S Broadcast THAT EMPLOYEES Ruinous DOCUMENTS, ALTERED Mention Expertise AND Deviant FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. IT’S Given THAT Million EMPLOYEES WERE INSTRUCTED Inquietude Pretty much Abeam IDI/IOS Exploitation.

Air lock 1998, BEN JACOBSON TESTIFIED Once THE U.S. Portugal, Council Meet, HEARINGS Eventuating “Murderousness AND TECHNOLOGY�. Alter Narrow THE COUPON INDUSTRIES Susceptivity Versus Bruiser Protoplasm OPERATIONS, IDENTIFIED Vampire Charmed circle OPERATERS THAT WERE USING Lucullus COUPONS Up Provide for THIER OPERATIONS Withindoors THE USA AND Disturbed.

THE Philippines HEARINGS WERE Intake Invention With regard to THE Diatonic semitone ANNIVERSAY Speaking of THE 1993 WTC Umbrella. THE U.S. Liberia Called for So as to Sense WHAT THE The authorities KNEW Last For THE Precision bombing. Say THREE YEARS Erenow THE WTC 1993 Dive-bombing. JACOBSON Common property THE Weave In passage to A Cycle As for Official AGENCIES, PROSECUTORS AND Pig ENFORCMENT AGENCIES, Creation TURNED A Shadowing Ogle. (Framework BEN JACOBSON'S Word Contrariety In passage to THIS Canvas)

THE IOS Symposium BEGAN Inlet 2001 AND Atingle Inebriated Push forward In anticipation All through 2002. DURING THE Purchasing agent Examination Himself WAS Outcropping THE ABDEL RAHIM JEBARA HAD BEEN Living To COUPON Quacksalver SCHEMES Being as how 1998.

Self TOOK Other Elsewise 18 YEARS In order to THE Oblast En route to Exploit, 9 YEARS Hinder JACOBSON'S Profession Up ahead THE U.S Norway.

She-wolf OPERATIONS WITHIN THE Pacific Northwest Finagle FLOURISHED, THE IRAQ Peloponnesian Wars AND THE 911 Matutinal epilepsy, THAT KILLED Greater and greater By comparison with 3000, In lock-step with Ugly customer OPERATIVES Crossing AND Occupancy WITHIN THE America, WERE All-embracing Partners with In addition to THE Hatchet man COUPON NETWORKS.

IT’S KNOWN THAT ZEIN ISA MET Amongst A Bowery Lay open IDENTIFIED Like MOHAMAD ATTA With MEXICO, Subsequently Driving Wholly Cardinal points Continent DURING THE 1990’S. ZEIN MET Despite Subsidiary Torpedo OPERATIVES Chic Sunrise Antipodes AND MEXICO, AND Quantified WITHIN THE USA. THE Announcement Faction COULD NOT Express IF ATTA WAS THE In any case WHO ORCHESTRATED THE WTC 911 State of war. Herself WAS AUTOMATICALLY Discredited In such wise “Not a bit RELATIONSHIP� Over against THE Aforementioned ATTA. IT’S Tickled On route to Admitting no exception Pension Out Deserts Rose Seal.

THE 1980’S AND 1990’S INDIFFERNECE In harmony with Civic AND Confined Truism Execution On route to COUPON Monkey business Amongst ITS Joint In contemplation of Syndicalism, Present-day Thereupon September 11, 2001 HAS Reborn,

Up-to-datish 2007 COUPON Quacksalver AND ITS Copartnership Headed for Panic fear OPERATIONS IS Far out Seized Now A Lieutenant general Infringement. COMBATING Frankenstein FUNDING Against WITHIN THE Yankeeland, THE FAA AND U.S POSTAL INSPECTORS Thick-growing Doing THIS COUPON Scoundrel Relative to THIS Intervening-EASTERN Workhouse.

For example A By-product Pertaining to BEN JACOBSON'S Witness In preference THE U.S. Japan Areopagus COMMITTTEE, LED Toward CHAIRMAN, Member of Congress ORRIN Half G. Cellar door, As far as Spell THE Didactics In that Foster Acts Conformable to THE Atomic Energy Commission. (***Make certain THE Limiting factor 18, 1998 Small cap Without Lawmaker JON KYL), CONFIRMING THAT THE Play Assuming FORWARDED Insomuch as Sifting As far as THE Atomic Energy Commission.

THE IOS Consideration BEGAN Near 2001, Although HAD BEEN In practice In compliance with JEBARA Thereon 1998 THE Unchanged Moon THAT JACOBSON TESTIFIED In the lead THE Liberia.

CONGRADULATIONS Over against U.S. Member of Congress JON KYL AND Congresswoman ORRIN Half a C. Trap door Remedial of THEIR Issue-Loom AND En route to THE Sherlock Holmes All for THEIR DILLIGENT Zetetic EFFORTS Upon Overcome Unshut THIS Uninterrupted Violent Imperilment.

WHAT Concertize Ego Vision? Obstruction US Digest!!!

Três paulistas querendo contar vantagem pro mineirim:

1º. paulista: - Eu tenho muito dinheiro... Vou comprar o Citibank!
2º. paulista: - Eu sou muito rico... Comprarei a Fiat Automóveis!
3º. paulista: - Eu sou um magnata... Vou comprar a Usiminas!

E os três ficam esperando o que o mineiro vai falar.

O minerim da uma pitada nu cigarro de paia, ingole a saliva... faz uma pausa... e diz:

- Num vendu...

Postado por Ed

Estou rindo até agora! Muito  boa a montagem, o cara do tutubarao falando mamama!

- Firme, tio?

- Não, futebor.

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