Friend: I just cut the lead singer of The Gossip’s hair!!! Yeah bitches! I’m famous!

Sat, Aug 16 11:50pm

Me:  That fat pig?

Sat, Aug 16 11:50pm

Friend:  Ok

Sat, Aug 16 11:52pm

I’ve got some gossip for you. She’s a hog!

Sat, Aug 16 11:56pm

Did she tip you in Twinkies?

Sat, Aug 16 11:58pm

Friend: Why do you hate?

Sun, Aug 17 12:01

You know I hate everything! Just like she ATE everything!

Sun, Aug 17 12:04am

You know she has her own T.V. show…Magnum P.I.G.

Sun, Aug 17 12:14pm

That’s your gossip?

Sun, Aug 17 12:24am

No, that’s your gossip. Let me know when you cut Mick Jaggers hair!

Sun, Aug 17 12:25

Friend: Will do

He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house." The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow. She said "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

Moral:
(1) The next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, -- remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

(2) We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

(3) Each of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry; our lives are woven together for a reason.

Goal #1, originally uploaded by maceelaine.

I get a random email from my mother last Friday, with no body, just the subject line: Weird Al is playing the San Mateo County Fair tonight! I had already been thinking I hadn't hit a fair in years, and this was the icing on the cake.

Well, icing we were not to touch. Since he was performing inside, there was a limited amount of seats, so we couldn't get in. So we had to formulate a new plan. And thus I came up with my three goals:
1. Eat a giant corndog (see above).
2. See some bunnies (see update below).
3. Milk a goat (boo).

I accomplished two. There were no goats to be milked, much to my disappointment. But one thing lightened my spirits: Pig Races! I had never seen such a thing. The small ones run remarkably fast. This one, probably not so much:

I'm so glad there aren't fair corndogs available to me at any time, or I would probably look that.

And look! I even won an award:

UPDATE: I forgot, I did see some bunnies. Most didn't come out, as it was the weird time between sunset and dark enough to turn on the floodlights. So most of the bunnies look like dark blurs. EXCEPT for emo bunny.

Oh well.

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The bud
stands for all things,
even those things that don't flower,
for everything flowers, from within, of self-blessing;
though sometimes it is necessary
to reteach a thing its loveliness,
to put a hand on its brow
of the flower
and retell it in words and in touch
it is lovely
until it flowers again from within, of self-blessing;
as St. Francis
put his hand on the creased forehead
of the sow, and told her in words and in touch
blessings of earth on the sow, and the sow
began remembering all down her thick length,
from the earthen snout all the way
through the fodder and slops to the spiritual curl of
the tail,
from the hard spininess spiked out from the spine
down through the great broken heart
to the blue milken dreaminess spurting and shuddering
from the fourteen teats into the fourteen mouths sucking
and blowing beneath them:
the long, perfect loveliness of sow.

St. Francis And The Sow

Galway Kinnell

My notes:

I have ever found this poem so deeply spiritual. Talk of finding God in all things!

After sitting on the chair for 45 minutes, the exam was finally over. Next up, Literature. Wow, this subject is one of my favorites, nice teacher and nice subject. The air in the room became so fragrant and fresh. No idea why. For the period, we had to write an continuation of a story book called Martyn Pig. I wrote a plot murderous plot, and I hope the teacher finds it unique and good.

After Literature, we had our 25 Minutes break. Ate something and went to the Pull-Up area. Did some pull-ups with my friends, and then went to the hall to assemble to get back to our class. After that, period was Science and ending with Mathematics. Unlike yesterday, today everyone looked glum and dragged their feets after school because today was Co-Curriculum Activity day.

I joined the National Cadet Corps, a organization under the real Military. Today was brilliant, because our Specialists taught us the silent language of the Military. It was fun, and then we went off to the vegetation area to do our Orienteering. Went well, but then School ended with a very boring ending. We went back to school straight, and then took off from there. Nothing was done in School.. Boring.

After everything, my friend followed me to Mac Donalds to get some burgers. We were famished because we didn't had anything to eat since we were released from class. Right now, I'm still hungry, because it was just a single burger. Was not filling, obviously. I wanted to buy a waffle on the way back, but felt lazy to wait for it to get ready. So I just went back straight after eating.

When I got home, I was surprised that there was more than a dozen of foodstuff on the table. My father works in a very generous company. I think there was some kind of a occasion. But it didn't really matter, because I craved for something heavy. I'm just waiting for 10 more minutes and Pimp My Ride would start.

Today's opinion: Surviving in harsh areas.

I would be afraid if I got lost in the Sahara Desert or the Jungles of Amazon, but I wouldn't hesitate to drink or eat anything just to keep alive. And these few days, I have been taking part in activities that requires us to walk in long distances. So from watching Survival shows, I could tell whether I'm going to be dehydrated or not. I think that shows that teaches us the basic Survival Skills are very important, because you never know when you are going to need them.

This little piggie didn't like mud, so somebody put her in teeny wellington boots. BBC (in a surprisingly soft bit of journalism) has a 30-second video of her stomping around the pigpen with her little green feet. Say it with me now: Awwwwwwww.
Thanks to Esther for the tip.

I could never be a vegetarian. There is nothing better than a slimy egg oozing down a pile of raw beef, or sauteed frogs legs, roasted veal cheeks, or foie gras rolls. Woo me with pork belly, I will love you forever.

Warning: If you're a vegetarian, or a person who doesn't
like bacon, you should probably click here.

This weekend we've gone to Napa, to attend a livestock auction and buy a pig.

This is the Napa Town and Country Fair and it's great.

There's music, barbecue, rides, funnel cakes, and farm equipment (both antique and brand new).

None of the old tractors have cup holders, but the new ones do. Cups must be a recent invention.

Yep, there's even a demolition derby. Awesome.

If this isn't the best bumper sticker ever, it's surely in the top five.

In the livestock area, there are sheep, bunnies, cattle, swine, and all sorts of other critters. The livestock are being auctioned off by the pound, so it's important to know how much a cow weighs.

I'm totally bidding on that piñata.

Inside it's bustling, and there's free food and beer.

The auction sounds something like this:

"Folks, number 308 is up next, and what a beauty.
We'll start the bidding aaaat...
TWOdollartwodollarbeautifulpigfolksletssee
THREEiseeFOURdoiseefourfittyfourfittyfourfitty
folksyoudontwannamissthisone
FIVEfivefiveletsseefivefittyyesmaam
fivefitty?yousir-fivefitty?
SIXdollargoodhoggoodhogit'sabeautifulpig
let'sseesixwhere'ssixsixsix...
...and SOLD the hog five fifty gentleman in blue.
Now number 309 look at this one folks do I hear
threedollarthreedollarTHREEfourdollarFOUR..."

You've gotta be quick if you want to get a pig here.

My brunette is fast like a farm ninja.

Once the word SOLD is shouted, there's some paperwork to do.

...and we get to meet and talk to the person who raised the pig.

These prices (typically $3 to $5 per pound) are way above market value, but the point is to support 4H and Future Farmers, and get an extra-tasty hand-raised pig. One of the kids is giving the money to cancer research, in honor of his mom. His pig goes for more than $18 a pound, which gets a big cheer.

Megan, the young lady who raised our pig, has just joined the Army's airborne division.

Rob tries to distract them, but when my muse and Ashley are together, they're unstoppable. They're so good at bidding that we've ended up with two pigs.

But what happens to the pig? It gets professionally turned into the best bacon and sausage and ribs you've ever tasted. We're going to have to invite a lot of guests to our place for dinner and breakfast this year. Want to come over?

Mmm... bacon.

The rest of the weekend is a nice relaxing time in Napa. We're staying with our friends (thanks guys!). My muse cooks dinner (and excellent dessert, yay!), and there's good wine and that brilliantly easy perfect-weekend tempo.

Random assertion: If you find a girl who enjoys both opera and livestock auctions, marry her quickly or you'll have to get in line.

Steganographic data: 1864/4.1

This is really scary.  And embarrassing.

She won the pig-calling contest.

NOTE: You will need to turn up your sound.  I made the video with my phone and it was picking up a lot of background noise.

The first three piglets were delivered within the space of 10 minutes and, after a quick clean-up and weighing, were soon on teats.

The fourth piglet took its time and was farrowed 20 minutes after the first three.

Fifteen minutes later and Dolores farrowed another three within the space of a few minutes. (Old cloth nappies are ideal for cleaning newly farrowed piglets.)

Ten minutes later and the litter was up to nine. I thought that was it as more than half an hour passed and I was expecting the afterbirths.

Instead, Dolores had a couple of very large contractions and delivered two more piglets to bring the litter up to 11. I then had a long wait for the afterbirths and after a final check of the piglets, I fell into bed somewhere around 2.30am. 

I think Dolores, our farrowing Berkshire sow, has delivered all her piglets so while I await the afterbirths, I might as well write up the weights.

Gilt 1—1.42kg

Boar 1—0.95kg

Boar 2—1.45kg

Boar 3—1.05kg

Gilt 2—1.20kg

Boar 4—1.35kg

Gilt 3—1.10kg

Boar 5—1.30kg

Boar 6—1.50kg (our biggest piglet to date)

Boar 7—1.35kg

Boar 8—1.25kg

Again, we have a large majority of boars: eight to three gilts.

In terms of size, this is the best litter to date with only one piglet weighing less than one kilogram and average weight per piglet of 1.27kg.

A modern day romantic tale about a young girl's inspiring journey, a mysterious family secret and the power of love. With all odds against her, in order for Penelope to break the family curse, she must find true love with "one of her own kind." The warm and funny adventure leads her to realize the most important life lesson, "I like myself the way I am." Penelope Wilhern, born to wealthy socialites, is afflicted by the Wilhern spell that can only be broken when she finds love. Hidden away in her family's estate, the lonely girl meets a string of suitors in her parent's futile attempt to break the curse. Each eligible bachelor is enamored with Penelope and her sizable dowry... until her curse is revealed. Lemon, a mischievous and eager tabloid reporter wants a photograph of the mysterious Penelope and hires Max to pose as a prospective suitor to get the shot. The handsome down-on-his luck gambler finds he falling for Penelope, but not wanting to disappoint her or to expose his surreptitious ways, he decides to disappear. Fed up by his latest betrayal and determined to live life on her own terms, Penelope breaks free from her family and ventures into the world alone. She finds adventure and Annie, her first friend and becomes the person she was meant to be.

Production Status:     Released
Logline:     A young woman who suffers from a "curse," sets out to free herself of the life-long bad streak of bad luck and find her true self.
Genres:     Art/Foreign, Comedy, Drama and Science Fiction/Fantasy
Running Time:     1 hr. 30 min.
Release Date:     February 29th, 2008 (wide)
MPAA Rating:     PG for thematic elements, some innuendo and language.
Distributors:
IFC Films, Summit Entertainment, LLC
Production Co.:
Stone Village Pictures, Tatira Active, Type A Films
Financiers:
Grosvenor Park
U.S. Box Office:     $10,002,594
Filming Locations:
United Kingdom
Produced in:     United Kingdom

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Welcome to my new website, most of you would wonder why change if the other website was good? and the answer is simple, I need to evolve :), the other webiste the flash one, was very cool but demanded more time to update than this blog version, and since I am producing more material I decided to use a tool that let´s me update my work in a much easer way.

And the other reason is beacuse I`m becoming less a freelance webdesigner, in order to focus to my dayjob at Pauta Creativa, my comics, my tattoos and some ilustration and characer creation comissions.

Contact:

nuknueve@yahoo.com.mx

551444 5158

So, here we go,new site, new attitude and a new nUk 9.

Enjoy!

And speaking of new projects here`s a little piece of Babylon King, one my latest comic book creations.

Texas House of Representatives District 29 candidate Kevin Murphy is having a campaign kickoff and fundraising BBQ on Sunday, August 17. District 29 is centered around Pearland.  

I know this because Mr. Murphy sent me a Facebook invitation for the event.

Any Democratic candidate for any office who makes me a friend on Facebook has my support. I'll write a post endorsing that candidate.

This event runs from 5 until 7 PM , Sunday, August 17, at Sekula's BBQ and Grill on Highway 6 in Manvel. You can call 281-997-5460 for more details.